#whatshouldwecallenglishmajor

How I think I'd be as an English teacher:

How I'd actually be:

via http://fuckyeahjaneausten.tumblr.com/page/6 and

#whatshouldwecallsnarkyvictorian

When I get into a fight with someone and I explain the situation to my friends...

I think I'm like:

I'm actually like:

http://pollyplush.tumblr.com/post/11055849437

#whatshouldwecallJaneAusten

That first half of the movie where Jane Austen's heroine becomes enamored with the asshat before she realizes how awesome the Actual Hero is...

The whole time, I'm just like: